goth-shitposts:

no growing out of your goth phase, we die like edgelords

stanurinal:

screamy-pinecone:

stanurinal:

I bwess the wains dwown in afwica

And fuck this person in particular

I know im op but big mood

snakegay:

mike’s hard chamomile tea

kushblazer666:

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

aaaaa42:

hotcommunist:

me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride

hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud

marina-pepsi:

lieutenant-sapphic:

helenrasing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

acciowine:

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

funzos:

youtube thumbnail: 5 strange and scary unidentified sounds captured from deep sea!!

me:

itsraviolibitch:

When you no longer care for a series but you check in every now and then for that one character

the-macra:

the-macra:

EDNA 
MODE

and guest

malphite:

DONT TALK TO ME UNLESS YOU ROCKIN THESE

eelpatrickharris:

f1rstperson:

soyeahso:

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

Jallpaper

140-cloves-of-garlic:

vicioussuggestion:

i love the phrase “inner demons”! its so fucking funny. like yeah i was traumatized and now i got dozens of mean little bastards running around in my brain! i contain a multitude of evil spirits. i was emotionally damaged at one point and now im possessed

I’m just 17 inner demons in a trench coat.

bunney:

daumat:

bunney:

myneutralnatsukashii:

vegansubmarine:

Carnists: So you’re a vegan?

Me: Hoe don’t do it.

Carnists: Where do you get your protein?????

Me: Oh my god.

why are people who control the rides at carnivals asking you where you get your protein from

no offence but if someone ever called me a “carnist” in real life i would slap the shit outta them

Vegetarians: I wish people who ate meat weren’t automatically defensive, nosy and petty in an aggressive manner

Carnists, without fail: I’m going to slap you lol

Vegan oppression isnt real go outside

nbstars:

bigfoot: mom friend, tired, loves warm sweaters and hugs, just wants some peace and quiet, do no harm but take no shit, oldest of the group, let them take a nap

mothman: intimidating, never really speaks, very smart, gives good advice, can seem cold but has a good heart, probably gay, hates eye contact, would kill for the ones they love

nessie: wine aunt, good looking ^TM, petty af, definitely a lesbian, sarcasm is their first language, a bit of a bitch, popular, “i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual”

nightcrawler: a giant meme, never sleeps, always has energy, screams a lot, kind of a fuckboi, plays overwatch, a lil annoying, stomach like a bottomless pit always seen with alien

chupacabra: always hungry, never shaves, has a temper, terrible posture, lives off of coffee, can’t sit still, never seen doing their work but somehow gets good grades

ghost: the chill friend, trying their best, dead on the inside, watches anime, knows way more than they let on, is perpetually in an emo phase, genuinely cares for the few friends they have

alien: lmao what is gender, gives zero fucks, just wants to have a good time, listens to 80s music, feels connected with space and the stars, always seen with nightcrawler